Clear the way boys 
 The lady has arrived 
 All you handsome fellas 
 Please wait for me to the right 

 Don't keep me waiting 
 Ooh, thank you for the drink 
 It's quarter past eleven 
 I'm not in the mood to think 

 Mr. band leader 
 Let's kick out the jam 
 Gimme something that'll light it up 
 And make my feet go bam bam bam! 

 Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 
 Are impossible you see 
 But when it gets to Friday 
 What'cha get is absolutely me 
 I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 
 Are impossible for me 
 But once it gets to Friday 
 What'cha get is absolutely me 

 Sweeter than the candy 
 About to caress my lips 
 Imagine all the sugar 
 When I start to shake my hips 

 It's not an illusion 
 I'm as live as I can be 
 Instead of all your promises 
 Why don't you show all your charms to me 

 Mr. Band Leader 
 This arrangement has to change 
 Gimme something that'll light it up 
 Won't'cha let the boogie start to play 

 Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 
 Are impossible you see 
 But when it gets to Friday 
 What'cha get is absolutely me 
 I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 
 Are impossible for me 
 But once it gets to Friday 
 What'cha get is absolutely me 

 I (I don't want a serenade) don't want a serenade 
 (To hear you say) to hear you say (to hear you say) a thing (thing) 
 All I need (all I need) is your attention (is your attention) 
 (Yeah) and a ten karat diamond ring (baby) 

 (Impo po po posse po posse 
 Posse po po posse eh eh eh eh eh po po eh eh 
 Imposse) 

 Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 
 Are impossible you see 
 But when it gets to Friday 
 What'cha get is absolutely me 
 I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 
 Are impossible for me 
 But once it gets to Friday 
 What'cha get is absolutely me