SANCHO
I like him, I really like him.
Tear out my fingernails one by one, I like him!
I don`t have a very good reason,
Since I`ve been with him,
Cuckoo-nuts have been in season...
But there`s nothing I can do,
Chop me up for onion stew,
Still I`ll yell to the sky
Though I can`t tell you why,
That I like him!
ALDONZA
It doesn`t make any sense!
SANCHO
That`s because you`re not a squire.
ALDONZA
All right, I`m not a squire. ]
Now does a squire squire?
SANCHO
Well, I ride behind him... and he fights.
Then I pick him up off the ground, and...
ALDONZA
But, what do you get out of it?
SANCHO
What do I get? Oh! Why, already I`ve gotten...
I`ve gotten...
ALDONZA
You`ve got nothing! Why do you do it?
SANCHO
I like him, I really like him.
Pluck me naked as a scalded chicken,
I like him!
Don`t ask me for why or wherefore,
`Cause I don`t have a single good
`Because` or `therefore!`
You can barbecue my nose.
Make a giblet of my toes,
Make me freeze, make me fry.
Make me sigh, make me cry.
Still I`ll yell to the sky,
Though I can`t tell you why.
That I like him!