Everybody screamed 
when I kissed the teacher 
And they must have thought they dreamed 
when I kissed the teacher 
All my friends at school 
They had never seen the teacher blush, 
he looked like a fool 
Nearly petrified 'сos he was taken by surprise 
When I kissed the teacher 
Couldn’t quite believe his eyes, 
when I kissed the teacher 
My whole class went wild 
As I held my breath, the world stood still, 
but then he just smiled 
I was in the seventh heaven 
when I kissed the teacher 

One of these days 
Gonna tell him 
I dream of him every night 
One of these days 
Gonna show him I care, 
gonna teach him a lesson alright 

I was in a trance 
when I kissed the teacher 
Suddenly I took the chance 
when I kissed the teacher 
Leaning over me, 
he was trying to explain the laws of geometry 
And I couldn’t help it, 
I just had to kiss the teacher 

One of these days 
Gonna tell him 
I dream of him every night 
One of these days 
Gonna show him I care, 
gonna teach him a lesson alright 

What a crazy day, 
when I kissed the teacher 
All my sense had flown away 
when I kissed the teacher 
My whole class went wild 
As I held my breath, the world stood still, 
but then he just smiled 
I was in the seventh heaven 
when I kissed the teacher 
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him) 
When I kissed the teacher 
(I wanna hug, hug him) 
When I kissed the teacher 
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him) 
When I kissed the teacher 
(I wanna hug, hug him) 
When I kissed the teacher 
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)