Red Head Date

Mess with a redhead, you get, well, you just get yelled at or something. So if you're a single red headed female looking for a ginger guy or even if you're not a red head yourself but love people who are - join! Also, it happens every year. Her eldest son is in prison.

She goes blonde, and magically turns into a crack-addled psychopath who looks about 30 years older than she really is. We Can Fight FOREVER So you want to rumble? But hey, now we're singing along to his lyrics on the radio, so who's the winner here?

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Don't ask about the color of her pubes on your first date. You'd be surprised how often I actually have to remind people that this is rude. Don't ask about the color of her pubes ever. Pube color will be reported on a need-to-know basis. Yes, she really is feisty. You have to be hella confident to walk around with a 4-alarm fire on your head every day of your life. Mess with a redhead, you get, well, you just get yelled at or something. No, she's not necessarily more promiscuous. Although being the most desired woman in the bar certainly helps. Glad you see me as a box to check on your sexual bucket list! Be sympathetic if she complains she's too hot or too cold. Science has proven that redheads feel more pain, especially thermal pain, than other people. Toss me that blanket for my feet and turn the fan on my face, thanks. Take it easy in the bedroom. Some say redheads actually bruise more easily than others, so lay off the hickeys please. Also, what are we, 12? She will always smell like sunscreen in the summer. There is no greater gift you can give a redhead than a bottle of 30+ SPF sunscreen that actually smells delicious. She has a million little quirks. Many redheads are left-handed or are allergic to something super weird or have other weird recessive gene things, but these just make her more interesting. She has a dark sense of humor. She grew up being teased nonstop for her firehead. Nothing begets a strong sense of humor like ruthless mockery by your peers. She looks really different with and without makeup. Don't freak out the first time she sleeps over and takes off her mascara. She looks like a totally different person, but even more beautiful, if that's even possible. It's like you have two girlfriends, kind of? And she looks really different in the summer than in the winter. July: She actually looks insanely tan because all her freckles have melded together to make a fran freckle tan. January: If it wasn't for her hair you'd lose her in the snow. You have found yourself a rare, beautiful gem. Red hair and blue eyes is the rarest coloring combination in the world. DON'T RUIN THIS, DUDE.

They're Proud Want someone who's proud of their date redheads colors. Yes, yes I am. Zip artist is on a mission to prove that point in his as he hopes to rebrand ginger men as sexy, confident and strong. She had really blonde hair as a kid but when she turned 14 it started turning blackish brown. So here is my xi if you hate redheads once you have your redheaded child all that hate will be gone and there will be only love when you see a redhead. Orange hair is best hair. And, recent studies show that more than 90 percent of ginger men are bullied because of their red locks. FYI to all of you out there, we are the most violent angry bunch you will ever meet when wronged, so please come try to kick us. You'd be surprised how often Date redheads actually have to remind people that this is rude. Nothing wrong with that.